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The Paul Mach Blog - Up

Living life on the edge... of the road
Photo by Musa Zaid

Monday, May 5, 2008 - General
Yep, that's the direction I'm moving. Over the last couple of days my popularity has skyrocketed by 18%.

This little bit of extra love has already manifested itself in my daily life. Last Friday, when I rolled into Velo City Bikes, this girl gave me a strange look and asked, "Are you... are you Paul?" I'd never seen her before, but she recognized me from my blog. Seriously, this blog! It turns out it was Clare, one of Sara's friends from work.

If you over analyze the situation you'll notice that all of the pictures on this site don't really capture every one of my stunning features. Only a stalker would have studied the photos enough to be able to recognize me in person. Thus, I have a stalker. QED. At last, I've finally one upped Taylor and his "I'm so cool I have a National Team Helmet" helmet.

On the home front, my wife was a little irritated the other day and yelled, "You are such a man!" Well, it appears my lack of sensitivity has completely offset my silky smooth legs. I think she's starting to turn.

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Mike Hardy
Wednesday, May 7, 2008, 7:22 pm
Scene opens to person in khakis and pith helmet with a notebook scribbling things down:

Hmm. Subject enjoys increased popularity, but Wife Acceptance Factor appears down.

Timing roughly coincident with onset of leg shaving (which curiously coincides with mate's declaration of subject's masculinity)

Additionally, there appears to be more criterium success.

Further, tailing observer #1 was spotted and had to make formal contact.

More observation will be required before recommendations for general populace may be made, but more care will be necessary...

Friday, May 9, 2008, 4:46 pm
haha "hey taylor, I see you're wearing your national team helmet today"

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